Church ball......again:(

My church ball team has started another unsuccessful season, again. We haven't won a single game for about three years. Out of all the years I have played, my team has only won one game. I have a game tonight against a really good team we have played before. Needless to say, they crushed us. So if anyone is in touch with Kobe Bryant or some other outstanding basketball player (actually, any basketball player will do) please contact them and send them over to the Butler West' stake center. Thank you for your consideration.